Summer Time Sale!
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Stan Lee never left. I’m afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
…And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night. I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Inflammable means flammable? What a country. I didn’t get rich by signing checks. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
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