Expanded Service Area!
We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
- I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
- Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
- Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
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